Taking A Dip In Bass Pro Shops

Bass Pro Shops

Some boundaries are not meant to be crossed, but one Louisiana man decided to leave nothing up to the imagination. Bass Pro Shops, ever heard of it? Of course, you have. The crown jewel of BPS is the massive fish tank, which every man has thought to themselves “I wonder what it would be like to swim in that thing”. Well, a 26-year-old Louisiana man decided to bite the bullet and do the unimaginable.

You Know Damn Well You Have Thought About It

Everyone has thought about doing this when entering Bass Pro Shops, whether they would like to admit it or not. This tank is staring you right in the face and society says “do not dive headfirst into that tank” and we say why not? I have never been more proud to say that I am from the okay state of Louisiana. Was his form great? No, but I’m sure the adrenaline was at an all-time high, and instinct was kicking in. The poor guy probably acted so fast he forgot to take his phone out of his pocket. After scrambling out of the tank and attempting a soggy getaway, the man was arrested and charged with simple criminal damage to property. Give him a slap on the wrist and a high five on the way out of the station. Hats off to you, sir.

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