2020 presidential candidate Kanye West held his first rally over the weekend. I want you to picture Mr. West sporting a bulletproof vest, with 2020 shaved into the back of his head and crying while on stage. If that image doesn’t perfectly describe the year 2020, then I don’t know what does. Are we in the matrix? Are we in some alternate fucked up reality? Where is the blue pill when you need it.
The Highlights Of The Rally
First and foremost, this rally reaffirmed for me that Kanye is not well. However, if you ask Kanye, he will tell you that he is a ‘132 IQ genius that literally had to go to the hospital because his brain was too big‘. I shit you not, he said that exact sentence with a straight face. A large part of the rally was focused on abortion. Kanye goes on to talk about how his father almost had him aborted. Shortly after that, while fighting through tears, Kanye goes on to say ‘I almost killed my daughter’, meaning he wanted an abortion after finding out Kim Kardashian was pregnant. So let’s get down to his solution, Kanye said ‘everyone who has a baby gets a million dollars or something’. Meaning he will pay you to not have an abortion, except he expects other countries to fund this escapade.
To quickly summarize, Kanye West is batshit crazy. He is a danger to society as well as himself. There is no chance of him winning the election, but if he did, I will move as far away as possible. A divorce from Kim Kardashian or another mental breakdown is almost imminent at this point. There is not much to do between now and November 3rd except kick your feet up, grab some popcorn, and watch the shit show that is Kanye West unfold. Full video of the rally below.